Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

by mightybjorn March 23, 2004

Mans a Fish Cuz

• An exclamation for when your tekkers are so on point any other words literally cannot describe it.

The opposite of 'a fish out of water'

Attributable to a vine featuring Big Narstie

"Oi blud"
"Yeah what"
"Mans a fish cuz"

by $ir October 16, 2015

Drinks like a fish

Someone who drinks a lot

John smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish.

by mrWAB February 9, 2015

sexy time with a fish

you have sex with a fish becuase you a sick bastard

but some call it sexy time with a fish

its fuck off creepy

“What did you do yesterday?”
“Had sex with a fish”
“what a fucking knob”
"what? it was sexy time with a fish"

by sian. October 30, 2007

Laggin like a fish

Really, really bad lag in any console game.

Man, COD was laggin like a fish on Search last night

by Rodennt December 3, 2009

hold up a fish

Male masturbation.

Well, I guess it's time to hold up a fish. See you in 20!

by blekah December 4, 2013

flay a fish

Typically used by a sportsman who doesn't enunciate to describe the process of filleting a fish. "Fillet," from the French word filet /filɛ/ meaning a strip or thread, is the flesh of a fish which has been cut or sliced away from the bone by cutting lengthwise along one side of the fish parallel to the backbone.

Hey YOUgene, you wanna flay a fish after we have our way with these goats?!

by Che Camarillo June 8, 2017