a bottle and vent

The act of buying a bottle or two of alcohol and venting with a long-time friend whom you haven't seen in a while. Great way to express feelings towards others and question life, totally wasted....

Stacy: Oh Nessa, I've missed you hella much gurl...!
Nessa: AW fuck, i miss you too! Lets get a bottle and vent :D

by pennyfor yourthoughts August 20, 2011

genie in a bottle

A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.

Hey girlfriend how was last night?

Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.

Daaam, u lucky girl.

by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010

dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

by D-Soul January 8, 2012

pussy in a bottle

Someone who is whipped by their partner, specifically girlfriend and they are trapped in that relationship

Omg he's such a pussy in a bottle

by Shake that booty July 12, 2016

Sex In A Bottle

A proposterious phrase used by Colorado Springs folk to describe an unatainable euphoric feeling.

Tim: Longboarding is awesome.
Ben: I know it's like sex in a bottle!
Jordan: What!?

by WickedPraisE January 28, 2009

Ship in a Bottle

an instance where, in desperate desire for sex, a man removes the tampon from a woman, ejaculates into her vagina and then reseals the vagina with the tampon trapping the semen inside.

She was on her time, but being as desperate as I was I gave her a ship in a bottle anyway.

by TheKingofSweden April 25, 2011

Pornstar in a Bottle

A mixture of Vodka and MDMA (Ecstasy), with a much higher ratio of Vodka. Usually 1 tab of MDMA per mickey (375ml) of Vodka. Has a much higher rate of success in acquiring sexual intercourse when consumed by the target female (or male). Thus the name "Pornstar in a Bottle" because it has the effect of making (usually women) have a very strong desire to fornicate.

Disclaimer: May be considered a "date rape" drink if you don't tell the consumer what's in it, but he/she will probably be so drunk and horny it will be you getting "raped."

Eg1: "Dude, I gave her some Pornstar in a Bottle, and she tore my boxers trying to get them off!"

Eg2: "He got me drunk off Pornstar in a Bottle, I couldn't keep myself contained.. It was the best sex I ever had!"

by Ryan R L August 7, 2007