Kenneth

An unmotivated homosexual prone to bouts of PMS & creepiness.

-"Wow that's a nice car your friend has, what does he do for work?"
"Nothing, he's a Kenneth."

-Guy-"hey you want to come to my party tonight?"
Chick-"will Kenneth be there?"
Guy-"yeah."
Chick-"I can't make it."

by WilliamTelll January 05, 2019

Kenneth

A kenneth is a person who is messy, ugly, and stupid. You never hope that a kenneth is around.

Look over there! It's a Kenneth! Don't look at it!

by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019

Kenneth

is very gay and will try to suck you dry like a vacuum. He will not stop sucking you until you nut in his tight stinky brown hole

run,very fast like African kids going to water and food

Kenneth was sucking me dry then i had to nut in his stinky ass cheeks. Whatever you do if you find a Kenny runaway as fast as possible and don't look back.

by KENNYISPRETTYGAY February 21, 2019

Kenneth

Someone who claims they will abstain, but inevitably end up balls deep.

I came home from work one day expecting to finish the bottle of Jack Daniels i had started on the night before, but was unpleasantly surprised to find that my roommate Steve had pulled a Kenneth on me.

by TheRealJohnCena69 January 15, 2017

kenneth

kenneth is a mutha fukkin badass that gives girls the best orgasms with his very large dick

i love kenneth

by orgasmic69in October 08, 2019

Kenneth

A total dickhead. He'll play you like he never cared about you. He'll be nice to you for a couple days, then snap your heart right in half. DON'T fall for a Kenneth.

"Kenneth is such a dick, I don't see how girls fall for him." "I know right! He's such a player!"

by madiepaige December 19, 2018

Kenneth

He is very gay gay and has a SHRIMP DICK he is vey bad in bed duck Kenneth

That Kenneth last night did not do good in bed

by Kenneth is a faggot November 19, 2017