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the church of 999

the church of scp-999 (slimey boy). the church of peanut's greatest enemy (join the church of peanut now), is a group of scp-999 worshippers. 999 worshippers are known as "idiots". The church of 999 is at constant war with the church of peanut. (join the church of peanut now) While 999 worshippers are braindead and idiotic, they are equipped with heavy weaponry. this heavy weaponry ranges from M9 berettas to Stoner 96 LMGs. the church of 999's leader is unknown to this day, but it is said that the leader of the church of 999 holds one of, if not the most powerful weapon in existence... the Micro H.I.D., ripped straight out of SCP:SL!!!!!!!!!!
joe: yo wanna be friends
mama: sure bro
joe: do you go to church?
mama: yes, i go to the church of 999
joe: nvm bro, we are no longer friends
by beanut lover May 28, 2022
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Person 999

Never ever will be used but here.

In the person universe there can only be 999 people
Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 3:you suk
Person 4:no u

Person 999: Ԁʎƃpʎƃɥɾ˥pƃǝʎƃpɥƎnpqnpɥqɾǝHnǝᴉɥɐspnƃɟʎ
by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 10, 2023
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999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low
I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them
by 999maker June 8, 2021
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99==999=Faaklse

iddidiidid 99==999=Faaklse is snssm
by eeiidididiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedik September 12, 2025
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999

999 flipped is 666. 999 represents taking whatever hell, whatever struggle you're going through and turning it into something positive Juice WRLD said.
999, a motto.
by l3rooks February 19, 2021
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999

Person 1.How come 999 looks like 666 upside down
Person 2. Because trump
by XpoloassassinX July 25, 2019
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999

Person 1: Oh I saw 999, that's an angel number, right? What does it mean?
Person 2: The Flintstones.
Person 1: Wha- What?
Person 2: The Flintstones.
by TheFlintstones999 January 5, 2023
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