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The 3am Funnies

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.
"HAHAHAHA- its the 3am funnies!"
"Nooo! The 3am funnies!"
by Jedie September 18, 2022
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that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it
oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*
by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022
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what in the gen z
๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—
by burn your fat November 25, 2024
mugGet the ๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ— mug.

3am bitch

someone who you can call up at 3 in the morning that will help you bury a body (or just get you out of a shitty situation)
girl 1: hey i just hit my ex with my car
girl 2: say no more, that's what 3am bitches are for
girl 1: oooh ok get it shakespeare
by starrstainedd December 26, 2024
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3am

3am the fattest bitch on discord.com built like a rolie poly smells like a giraffe and weighs 10 solar masses
person 1: did you just see they discovered a new planet on discord.com called 3am holy shes so big

person 2: yeah I heard she weighs 10 solar masses man what the fuck!
by yahfather July 11, 2025
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Insane Like 3am

A term used to describe a crazy situation/thing/event or something really exciting that has or could happen.

The reason the term uses 3am is because it links to this theory/idea that crazy or unnatural stuff is meant to occur at 3am
That trip to Drayton Manor was insane like 3am.
Mate your behaviour was insane like 3am.
by Psononym January 19, 2025
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