Why some black people talk so loud.
The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
Man I could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible nigger theory in full effect
When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.
When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.
by locell2 April 20, 2009
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Get the Invisible Dick mug.Refers to the non-existent brake on the passenger side of the car. Often used by mothers with new drivers even when they are driving just fine. often used in conjunction with the oh shit handle.
Michelle started pressing on the invisible brake as soon as her son got in the car, of course, this had no effect on his driving.
by dee_gee March 26, 2009
Get the invisible brake mug.An invisible truck that randomly hits people. When you see it you are supposed to yell Damn, this word often prevents it from hitting you and makes it hit the person with you or next to you.
Dean: DAMN ITS THE INVISIBLE TRUCK!
Sophie: OW I JUST GOT HIT.
Sarah: What..?
Sophie: DIDN'T YOU SEE IT! THE INVISIBLE TRUCK JUST HIT ME!
Sophie: OW I JUST GOT HIT.
Sarah: What..?
Sophie: DIDN'T YOU SEE IT! THE INVISIBLE TRUCK JUST HIT ME!
by Boazzzz November 7, 2010
Get the Invisible Truck mug.What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas
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Get the invisible ninja mug.1. I can't see you. Are you invisible?
by ieatmako June 19, 2004
Get the invisible mug.A pejorative / derogatory term for the art & practice of hardcore dancing.
Used by concert goers to describe typical maneuvers exercised by hardcore dancers during breakdowns, whereby the user does not look favorably on this art.
Used by concert goers to describe typical maneuvers exercised by hardcore dancers during breakdowns, whereby the user does not look favorably on this art.
Warren - Everybody hold onto your drinks. The hardcore kids are fighting the invisible ninjas again.
Charles - There's no barriers and no security at the stage! We'll see you later Warren; it's stage dive time, and we've got work to do.
Charles - There's no barriers and no security at the stage! We'll see you later Warren; it's stage dive time, and we've got work to do.
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