by BrettR October 2, 2005
a torturous instrument that your parents make you play.
its made of metal, silver if ur a richypants.
it has way too many keys to count and squeaks if you suck at playing it.
beware the wrath of flute!
its made of metal, silver if ur a richypants.
it has way too many keys to count and squeaks if you suck at playing it.
beware the wrath of flute!
by xoxotheraxoxo July 21, 2008
Flute: (v) To majorly screw up at the worst time possible, usually the most obvious. Results in ridicule. Derived from exposed flute-parts in bands totally failing and everyone knowing it.
"I just hope I don't flute during my big solo."
"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"
"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"
by El Tono September 7, 2009
by matt November 15, 2003
by trumpet_player_123 July 31, 2008
Flute -- While men pee you can play a song based on the pee hitting the water. Stop and go and create a rhythm. Once you get really good you play in public. Playing is in public is when you choose a stall rather than a urinal then while you in the stall you wait for other to come in. Then you play your flute as your pee hits the water and you choose your song.
Flute -- Airports are a very nice venue because the bathrooms are always crowd to show off the muscial abilities of the flute penis. After you play your song with the power flush of the airport toilettes is like an audience clapping.
by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011
by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022