An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
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