the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 June 01, 2011
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 06, 2023
ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas
by Mia_zay_qua April 11, 2020
A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions
by SirMeeseeks7 May 24, 2022
A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
Damage Monkey
/ˈdamij məNGkē/
Noun
A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
/ˈdamij məNGkē/
Noun
A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
Interviews is a damage monkey.
by interviews April 28, 2021
by Swamp a$$ June 09, 2021