Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair by A816K September 25, 2018

Looking like a Chug jug 

A phrase invented by "qtpie" to refer to a person that is looking good. Similar to looking like a snack

That guy was looking like a chug jug

Looking like a Chug jug by Mathindowski October 18, 2018

Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption

Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"

Ramble like a dentist by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 21, 2018

I like BIRDS 

When you like birds

Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS

I like BIRDS by bSauce2018-2016 October 23, 2018

Hung like a Ham 

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

Hung like a Ham by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

chicken liken fingers 

its that time of year again, you go to KFC and get some chicken and its so good that you are addicted and say chicken liken fingers for no reason.

"Hi there costumer" . "Hi random employee that gets $500 dollars a month" . "want some CHICKEN??????" . "bye, have a nice day!" . "CoMe BaCk!" also it means, that when your eating chicken. and when its soooo good . you say "its chicken liken goood. so you suck your fingers and say "CHICKEN LIKEN FINGERS, THATS HOW GOOD IT IS"

chicken liken fingers by the weirdo from school November 30, 2018

hot like a thot 

When that girl is trying to get every dick tho

Person 1:Man that girl is on everybody
Person 2: I know man she hot like a thot

hot like a thot by oofmynutz December 3, 2018