Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

Black

Oki

Oki is the blackest boy out there

by Yeetmymeat40 April 1, 2019

Black hammer

When someone is aggressive and/or intense about something

I just black hammered the shit out of my laundry

by Shocker plus April 5, 2019

Black Dunk Slamwich

A tasty snack that consists of food sandwich items, a basketball slam dunking, and the colour black.

I was just chillin at the crop and Demetrius hit me with the ol’ black dunk slamwich

by Sloppy Salamander April 13, 2019

Black Hole

Your grandma's ass

guy 1: yo grandma's booty hole is black niggaaa
niggaaa: iTs fAcTS! i call it a black hole

by lil_shagger April 15, 2019

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Black hole

A black circle with sum spacey star stuff around it that will do somerthing if you go near it. We only have one photo of one and they couldn't even be bothered to focus the camera

P1:"Did you see that black hole photo"
P2:"Yh man it looked like my goldfish took that photo"
Scientists:*surprised pikachu face*

by GamerGirlUwU7537w9 April 17, 2019