red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again

I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night

by red kelpie October 2, 2014

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

girl in red

listening to girl in red = being a lesbian

H: Hey do you listen to girl in red?
T: Yea I do
H: oh so are You a lesbian then?
T: yea

by existing_sucks September 12, 2022

the red nation

Another way of saying a woman’s (or man’s) period/menstral cycle.

“Oh great the red nation has attacked-!”

by Marky Mark and the Funk Bunchy April 23, 2018