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Monkey fucker

A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.

Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.

A replaced for the
The monkey fucker was on his phone for the entire date.
by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022
mugGet the Monkey fuckermug.

monkey

this monkey stole my balls
by sewy69 December 14, 2022
mugGet the monkeymug.

Full Monkey

When an individual jumps around or over something or someone to avoid exposure to a nasty situation.
At the Taj Mahal in India, AP1 had to go full monkey in the men’s bathroom to avoid contact with people sleeping on the floor in urine and others taking a standing bath in the sink.
by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025
mugGet the Full Monkeymug.

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
mugGet the Eating the monkeymug.

Monkey on her back

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.
by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024
mugGet the Monkey on her backmug.

monkey

by witchie titty October 17, 2022
mugGet the monkeymug.

Monkey

A specific type of Jungler in league of legends that enjoys trolling the bot lane just for the sheer pleasure of trolling and gaining more gil over a simple kill; while also the intentions of killing the entire opposing team's members.
Get this monkey out of the bot lane!!!
by LOL_Dank_Rat March 18, 2025
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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