Giga Penis

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.

"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"

by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025

Dihcreasing Penis

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.

“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”

by JinxFinx August 9, 2025

SIGMA PENIS

A giant penis that can move by it self YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERIDO

YOU HAVE A SIGMA PENIS

by LEBRONHASABIGPEN October 8, 2025

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.

Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.

by mendaswish January 10, 2026

Stevoninaragoni Penis Diesase

A mentally disorder for your Penis which gives it a declining hairline with a sombreeo.

Im sorry about your Stevoninaragoni Penis Diesase.

by Dr Paul Zempiac January 18, 2026

A Daya of a penis

A small rather pathetic little excuse for a dick

WTF, u have a Daya of a penis.

by Anonymous 5.0 November 14, 2011

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012