Detachable Penis 

the best song ever made

"Detachable Penis"

Detachable Penis by hibiji July 27, 2025

Giga Penis 

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.

"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"

Giga Penis by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025

Dihcreasing Penis 

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.

“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”

Dihcreasing Penis by JinxFinx August 9, 2025

SIGMA PENIS 

A giant penis that can move by it self YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERIDO

YOU HAVE A SIGMA PENIS

SIGMA PENIS by LEBRONHASABIGPEN October 8, 2025

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.

Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.

Dominican Penis Punch by mendaswish January 10, 2026

Stevoninaragoni Penis Diesase

A mentally disorder for your Penis which gives it a declining hairline with a sombreeo.

Im sorry about your Stevoninaragoni Penis Diesase.

Stevoninaragoni Penis Diesase by Dr Paul Zempiac January 18, 2026

Pink Penis

A Prince in My Little Pony named Little Sun Money, L Money, or Parva Sol, who has a big Pink Penis.

L Money put your Pink Penis away!!!!

Pink Penis by PrinceLittleMoney March 9, 2026