International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

International Penis Station (IPS) by The boyos June 27, 2025

Restless penis syndrome 

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

Restless penis syndrome by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

dog penis 

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)

This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.

dog penis by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025

Detachable Penis 

the best song ever made

"Detachable Penis"

Detachable Penis by hibiji July 27, 2025

Giga Penis 

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.

"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"

Giga Penis by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025

Dihcreasing Penis 

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.

“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”

Dihcreasing Penis by JinxFinx August 9, 2025

SIGMA PENIS 

A giant penis that can move by it self YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERIDO

YOU HAVE A SIGMA PENIS

SIGMA PENIS by LEBRONHASABIGPEN October 8, 2025