deez nuts

You stupid lmfao.

Something came in the mail today
what?
DEEZ NUTS

by anonymous September 14, 2022

nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

Nut

A nut is a name made for exes who you are embarrassed for having a crush on or having a relationship with.

Galeeb is a nut!

I can't believe I had a crush on him, nut!

by Mrs. Nut July 6, 2022

Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 17, 2018

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021

nut

Past tense of the verb "nut".

I nut all over the bed last night.

by badbitchsicle May 27, 2017

sunny coco-nut

Someone with nice ankles and knee caps who shines bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Omg is that sunny coco-NUT in the seat across me his ankles are beautiful

by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019