I don’t suck dick

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.

1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

I pops my colla

Originating in the 16th century Medieval England it means that currently I am looking good. Today it means something like "I puts the impin' in the pimpin'".

Sakespeare: "I pops thine colla'!"
Peasent: "That you do sire,"

by Imac December 21, 2003

I fucked your mother

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

by Billybojangles December 5, 2003

I won a math debate

A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.

When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...

by FannyGal49 April 28, 2011

I DID YOUR MOM

A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.

Never, ever used with any sort of context.

Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-

Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.

by LitterallyHitler March 17, 2013

i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

by Octavarium August 21, 2009

I Know About the Cadillac

Any time product placement, especially on a cable television program, becomes egregious and breaks the credibility of the program.

Named for Damages' second season, when a tie-in with Cadillac overwhelmingly overpowered the credibility and quality of the show.

Why did Buzz's car have to be a Prius on The Closer? God, I know about the Cadillac.

by WrittenWords September 10, 2009