brownie hound

Basically a butt kisser. If you've ever heard of brownie points you'll understand it better. It basically refers to someone who only looks out for themselves and wants to get a bunch of brownie points.

"That man is such a brownie hound" -John
Bender from the Breakfast Club

brownie hound by EmmyJ January 24, 2009

brownoser 

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

brownoser by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Jizz Brownie

a brownie or other baked good in which jizz has been added, usually unbeknownst to the consumer of the treat. sometimes done as a practical joke, other times for the sexual gratification of an individual or couple.

"My girlfriend used my jizz to make jizz brownies, and gave them to her three cutest friends. Now they've all swallowed me."

Jizz Brownie by Mikey Likesit June 13, 2006

Browned Out 

When you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because you remember different bits and pieces.

Last night I got smashed and totally browned out, help me remember what happened.

Browned Out by Crankytauren November 1, 2010

Cleveland Browning 

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.

Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.

Cleveland Browning by PMax March 9, 2008

Browne 

Someone who is a trusted companion.

Hey, thanks for the assist , you're a total Browne

Browne by Multi-finity_1 March 28, 2019

Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.

He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)

Cleveland Brownie Crunch by tptapt October 6, 2011