spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

Pharmaceutical nut

A noun used to describe a person who is the product of a sperm donor.

Why don’t you look like you’re parents. You're probably a pharmaceutical nut.

by Ppjj October 9, 2022

No-Nut November

No-Nut November- The month of the year when there is a worldwide viral unnoficial competition when all men can't watch any porn, hentai, or cannot "nut" the whole month.

Aw man. No-Nut November was hard. Glad December came though.

by TheDoubleBun November 1, 2021

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022