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I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.
Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?
by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018
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bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face
my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face
by Joe April 23, 2005
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get it up you

get it up you means get a dick up you also used as an insult that many people dont know the definition of
wayy you got owned "get it up you"
by tom jones123456789 June 18, 2009
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shine on you crazy diamond

A song by the band Pink Floyd from their album Wish You were here.

The song, is in two parts on the album, but is really nine parts.

Here is how the parts break down:

Part I Orchestra-like keyboard chords, some synth horn.
Part II Begins with "Syd's Theme", the four note (Dah DAH dah DAH...) riff that is repeated throughout this part of the song.
Part III Rick's synth horn solo.
Part IV Vocal section.
Part V Sax solo.
Part VI Odd-sounding synth, then goes into some decent lap steel by Gilmour.
Part VII Second vocal section.
Part VIII Jazzy synths.
Part IX Closing funeral dirge-like synth horn solo.
Evan: RATE Shine on You Crazy Diamond plz
JON: INSTA 10/10!
by PartyCheetos October 16, 2006
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tell you what

1. I'm gonna tell you what!
by Jesus March 18, 2005
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You can't win for losing

When you win something but , winning means you lose either psychologically emotionally physically financially, anyway that negatively impacts you.
You do the dishes cuz your parents told you to and ,then when you're finished they yell at you for doing it wrong even though they didn't tell you how to do it in the first place ! Man you can't win for losing
by dragonboy8586 October 15, 2019
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shitting where you shop

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.
I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.
by A.Dolina.Always.Wins August 18, 2011
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