Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024
Get the Randy's Penismug. A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.
"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"
"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."
"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."
"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017
Get the Penis Fly Trapmug. by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022
Get the Penis Watermug. An eggplant emoji means Penis.
by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022
Get the Penismug. by Bigdaddycock@urmom.cum January 24, 2022
Get the penismug. A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.
I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.
by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022
Get the Penis Tinglemug. by Shrew man January 20, 2020
Get the shrew penismug.