Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!

Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!

by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019

The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.

"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"

by Satanic man August 26, 2017

nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.

Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.

by NutMagnet October 10, 2013

Upper-nut day

Upper-nut day is on April 11. People have an opportunity to uppercut, someone’s nuts

Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day

by Hftdvbifd May 25, 2018

Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017

Only Nut November

The opposite of No Nut November. In this challenge you have to nut once or twice a day.

Have you participated in Only Nut November?
Isn't No Nut November?
Nope it's Only Nut November

by Curiosity's November 28, 2023

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.

Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017