Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

texnostasis

This is my new word.

Texnostasis(noun) is a state where civilization has invented everything that is needed for an ideal civilization. In this state, no invention can improve civilization.
Related words :

texnostasable (adjective) - texnostasable civilization is able to create more and more inventions and eventually create all of the inventions that are needed for an ideal civilization.
texnostatic (adjective) - texnostatic civilization is not able to create new inventions that will improve it. It may be not in texnostasis.

Texnokinesis (noun) - The period in which civilization creates new inventions the fastest. Exactly = 10% of the existence of a civilization.
Texnokinetic (adjective) - Texnokinetic civilization is in texnokinesis now.

"During technostasis, a civilization may be not perfectly developed. Technostasis means that there is every necessary for this invention"
"This civilization is in texnostasis. We need to stop them until they become too powerful."

by mbxjsy October 10, 2025

Texit

To text someone you are leaving (anything) because you think it'll be weird to tell them that you are exiting in person.
Also: Texiting, Texited, To Texit, stuff like that idk

Jimbob was always texiting at his ex's parties because it would've been way too awkward to talk to her.

by applesaue October 11, 2025

Texan Grand Canyon

The act of putting Texas Roadhouse butter along someone’s asscrack and licking it off.

“My girl and I hit the Texan Grand Canyon last night, that shit was gas fire flames”

by The J1gg1er October 29, 2025

Texas Tiebreaker

A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.

"aww dude, i realllly need a texas tiebreaker!"
"agreed dawg"
"get the cord."

by gloobi November 1, 2025

Texico Rat Tail

When three or more men, while having flaccid cocks, tie all of their penises together and rub each other's tips.

Me and the boys are bouta do a Texico Rat Tail after the party.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025