What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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Penis Day

The day everyone is proud and happy of their penis.
Ron : Hey ! it's penis day !

Felix : I know ! Happy penis day ! I'm so proud of mine .

Ron : Same !
by mudz / liax April 21, 2022
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Penis

Noun.
The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises
by Gretelismycat June 15, 2025
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penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie
after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours
by gooner2007 April 19, 2024
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Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th
Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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douglass penis

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.
by Rossman08 August 22, 2021
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Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.
Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
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