Penis

what ur mom likes

Your mom likes penis and she eats penis everyday

by dogeater420 April 11, 2022

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

penis

something thats made for girls but sometimes a naughty boy changes and becomes a girl in his brain and he likes penises (this is known as being "gay", or formally "homosexual". some people call these kinds of humans "faggot")

lets compare penis size no homo

by Pseunition December 5, 2017

Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.

“Girl im licking penis tonight”
“Gurl you lucks asf”

by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024

penis tape

THE BEST MIX TAPE for penises

Yo have you heard penis tape bro

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023

Penis dweller

Someone that is one with the penis. He is the penis

Damn!! Your the greatest penis dweller I have even seen in my life

by Penisdweller69 July 4, 2022

Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024