are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

Your kids

If you cared about your kids I have the money by now.

Hym "Your kids don't justify anything and that is not why you a doing this. You need to stop deluding yourselves. Was Suchir Balaji not even blood for you? It's gotta be somebody's kid?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025

Kid

Demons, just demons

I am a kid

by maandoo October 9, 2019

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022