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the one

Some other motherfucker you thought you were dealing with before realizing that I am not them.
Boy, don't get started with me today. I am not the one.
by pcwi December 21, 2024
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one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
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one muscle

1. a dance invented by the sciupa femmine, denny, and his cock monster affiliate benny
2. its a dance where you hold your one finger in the air and move your hips as if you are having sex, moving only your one muscle
Forget the Electric Slide, come here and see the one muscle!!
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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Do one god

Meaning a person who will jump at any opportunity to turn up and spend/receive time, money, and sex when someone they find attractive is involved.
Man you was with Keisha on monday, went bowling with Iyanna on Wednesday, and spent the night with Lex last night. Damn bro you a real do one god ain't you?
by Draxh3llsing027 November 30, 2024
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pure one

A girl of such innocent she doesn't know more than any sex positions, frigid and does not send thotty photos on snapchat. they will usually behave like this due to lack of cleavage. NOTE some of them do masterbate and are friendly and neive which can mistakenly be perceived as kindess
bryn = woah bro shes so pretty but I bet she is a pure one
Zach= yep its cuz she got small tiddies and is nice
by leader of the lizard people August 7, 2018
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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO
by Lily ofc April 5, 2022
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