Penis

Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only

a females fear.

"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"

by Penislover112233 July 31, 2021

Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.

Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”

by Menlikepink April 22, 2022

joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday

“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
“it’s penis day!”

by penisnvagina December 27, 2023

Penis Piercing

A piercing on the penis; usually on the tip.

Lebrons penis piercing made him undesireable to have sex with.

by Jagonathon August 7, 2023

Penis

the pure power of a man, the definition of a strength, a man's genitalia, his defining charateristic,

His penis is so powerful

by mrlogschlog March 25, 2022

Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025