Browning it 

Also known as rubbing one out or masturbating..

I looked through the window and caught him browning it, real nice and slow.

Browning it by Rk2008 April 22, 2011

Brownie Crunch 

noun. A sexual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the anus. One partner takes a shit and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. Once the shit is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.

verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.

Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".

Last night I took a massive dump and forgot to wipe. After watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, I was ready to receive a brownie crunch.

I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.

Brownie Crunch by tptapt October 6, 2011

farmer browned 

To own someone at close range in a first person shooter video game via shotgun.

Oh dammit I just got farmer browned in COD!

farmer browned by farmerbrown-ed November 23, 2010

Hayley Browning 

The best friend a girl could ever have.
A sexy swimsuit
The only friend you will have that is 100% honest

"hey Elliot, who's that girl over there?"
"my girlfriend, Hayley Browning."
"she looks like a Hayley Browning."

Hayley Browning by Brent Childs December 12, 2010

blown spokes 

you ever see a porno and the girls a**hole looks tore up before anything ever penetrates it? Well that's called "blown spokes." Like the spokes of a bike that was messed up.
Tore up
Burnt out
Ate up

The tweaked out lady's blown spokes.

blown spokes by pookamiss June 21, 2012

Broentine

Like a Valentine, but with your bro.

Will you be me broentine?

Broentine by Poiuytas January 25, 2013

Full Blown Nascar 

One who is not just a redneck, but lives a life dedicated to all things redneck. His house, his clothes, his vehicle, his girlfriend, IQ, etc. etc. have "redneck" written all over them.

Boy, that Billy Dean is not your ordinary redneck is he? He is "Full Blown Nascar"!

Full Blown Nascar by Paul R. Nation July 5, 2008