Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Matt Bennet Ridder

An awesome dude

Hey look, it's Matt Bennet Ridder!

by naziswereright November 30, 2020

Gas powered bull ride

When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.

Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.

by Mooredj December 3, 2020

The ghost rider

When you proceed to put leontos on your dick and then slap sthe girls face in order for it to burn

She made me mad so I gave her the ghost rider

by Georgeboss2006 December 24, 2020

Dirt bike rider

Complete bad ass. If you call your self cool you best have a mullet and ride dirt bikes.

Look at the mullet on that dirt bike rider, He’s nardicle!

by Dirtbikerboy tqr February 6, 2021

Venezuela boat ride

When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare

I gave that girl a venezuela boat ride last night

by Truck slut 80 February 10, 2021