Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.

Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.

by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019

Milk 'n Nut

A brand of chocolate in Belgium.

Yo you wanna Milk 'n Nut?

by Iamlai February 2, 2020

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

Knockin nuts

To have gay sex

Yo that's who I saw knockin nuts with tyrone last night

by Harry bawl segs May 18, 2021