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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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nuts for profit

The opposite of a Not-For-Profit organization. For example, a company that will go the extra length to make a dollar cutting corners contrary to industry standards and screwing their employees. Can also refer to organizations who say they are non-profit but really are not.
"I thought this was supposed to be a not-for-profit organization"

"They're nuts for profit I tell ya"
by fb1907 April 18, 2018
mugGet the nuts for profitmug.

Nut Fuck

the caressing and insertion of testicles into the vag. this primarily done with guys who have penis’s too small to actually be used.
by NutFucker January 23, 2019
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Nut Jar

Young, troubled man with a tendency to complain. Some might say his rugged good looks and charisma are the driving force to his success in life, on the contrary others might say he is a useless, annoying sack of shit with no friends.
by Nut Jar July 25, 2017
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Nut butterflies

The term used when you are standing on the side of a tall building and you get flutters in yours nuts

A term used when you get butterflies from looking at a total babe
That Jenny totally gave me nut butterflies
by #troutout September 5, 2014
mugGet the Nut butterfliesmug.

nut check

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.
by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025
mugGet the nut checkmug.

deez big nuts

a book about a squirrel called dees and has big nuts
by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022
mugGet the deez big nutsmug.

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