She wants me Bro

This statement is used to describe the type of guy that always thinks girls like them or want to take a relationship to the next level. Often times the guy has very Narcissistic tendencies and has an over inflated opinion of them selves. Often used in school cultures that have a high machismo aspect and the guys can't imagine that a girl couldn't like them.
Often times the statement follows when a girl acts normal but the guy takes it as a major romantic interest.
Occasionally the guy is correct but the lack of humbleness shows his character to be very egocentric.

Jo went up to Monica and she was talking about class work. She looked at him and Jo took that look to mean that he was so attractive that he immediately thought that "She wants Me bro. Jo then turned to all his friends and told them she wants me bro.

by Coach Hay , Monica MC November 16, 2021

Punch me harder Kyle

Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch Me Harder Kyle

by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

give him to me ugh

something that a red ferret says in a fucking children's movie (the ugh is a moan)

guy 1: did you hear that ferret say "give him to me ugh" in that children's movie
guy 2: yeah what the fuck is up with that.

by RED FERRET May 11, 2021

is so me right now

A play on the phrase 'is so hot right now', but is used to explain how cool you think you are by associating yourself with someone or something else that is really cool. This is normally said by dumb model chicks and over the top metrosexual men

1. Zac Efron is so me right now
2. Katy Perry is so me right now

by SiffBachelor June 3, 2009

pick me up on tuesday

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.

My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.

by angustus March 17, 2008

Don’t piss me off

When someone says a silly question where the answer is definitely yes. Can also happen when a peng ting walks past.

“Hey g do you want a lager?”

“Don’t piss me off”

by Cmong6969gees August 27, 2019

picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

by tombliboo October 5, 2009