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urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Cookie
A womans pussy

2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)

3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)

4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
by Notmelol123 February 17, 2022
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urban dicktionary

the site where you look up all your weird shit
yo Dini did you go onto urban dicktionary
yeah I looked up a porn link it had so much action
by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019
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Urban Dictonary

person A: Did you know the earth is flat
person B: Where the hell did you hear that?
person A: Urban Dictonary
person B: Let's fuck
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Urban Dictionary

a dictionary, where people like you and me can write their own definitions of any word.
example 1'

Where did you learn that?

urban dictionary

example 2'
what dictionary did you use to find that answer?

urban dictionary
by man with an ar April 1, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

The website that your on right now. It is a free public dictionary to look up real words as well as fake words and phrases.
Grantalones: Bra, what does bootylicious mean?
Nic the Great: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Grantalones: Thanks Nic the Not as Great as Grantalones.
by Grantalones November 8, 2012
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Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
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People in an Urban Dictionary description

Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022
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