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the lucky one 

Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.
Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !
the lucky one by domatic October 17, 2015

Orgy For One

When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one
Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
Orgy For One by MrMrMRCock May 22, 2018

For the one time 

To do something one time, either just because or because you had to. When you choose to abstain, but say fuck it anyway. Turn up!!!
Fuckboi stay typing that bs online. Every time I give him a taste of his own medicine he plays the victim and they want me to feel like the “bad guy”. I had to fuck him up for the one time.
For the one time by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

Hole In One 

This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly

Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier

Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?

Man 2: I don't but she do
Hole In One by BigPeePeePooPoo January 7, 2021

count one for the home team 

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.
<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

miss one up 

A conceited, self centered bitch that only thinks of one's self.
Stop acting like a little miss one up. YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING YOU STUPID FUCKER BITCH HEAD
miss one up by Saraaaaaaaa April 29, 2007