Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.
Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !
When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one
Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
To do something one time, either just because or because you had to. When you choose to abstain, but say fuck it anyway. Turn up!!!
Fuckboi stay typing that bs online. Every time I give him a taste of his own medicine he plays the victim and they want me to feel like the “bad guy”. I had to fuck him up for the one time.
This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golfballs and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly
Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier
An expression used to signify somethinggood has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.
<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team