fortnite kid

A fortnite kid is someone that loves to talk shit, never touches grass, and is mentally disabled.
They are not one bit good at the game, even though they have 1000+ hours.
They also have no life, don't have a job, eat 71 Big Macs for their dinner, and they are zoophiles.

Dude, Jacob is such a fucking fortnite kid.

by fpsrussia69 April 1, 2022

Stray Kids

A bunch of crackheads that bring so much joy to stays. Consisting of Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N. These 8 formed a self made group under JYP entertainment. And they have one of the most loyal fandoms in K-pop...stays !

Who are the 4th gen leaders? Of course it's Stray Kids !

by anonymous March 25, 2023

kid hangover

When you wake up with a terrible migraine or headache after babysitting.

Today I had a kid hangover after watching my sisters kids.

by sshell June 15, 2017

Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc

Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"

by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

stray kids

- 8 members
- best boy group EVER

•bangchan

-leader
-kangaroo

-member of 3racha
-wolfchan

•leeknow

-second oldest

-good cook
-member of danceracha

-mystic boy
-leebit

• changbin

-third oldest

-chonkiest (it means have ton of muscles)

-dweakki
-baby
-member of 3racha

•hyunjin

-fourth oldest

-“prince” of the group
-jinniret
-member of danceracha

•han

-fifth oldest

- all rounder

- han quokka

-member of 3racha

•felix

- sixth oldest

-“sunshine” of the group

- yongbok

-member of danceracha

•seungmin

-seventh oldest

-“savage” of the group

-puppy M

- member of vocalracha

- I.N/jeongin

- maknae of the group

- baby bread

- fox I.N

-member of vocalracha

stray kids is the bestttttt

by hyunlix’s wife ❤️ January 14, 2024