the Tarjet

Going through an existential crisis while in a Target

Person 1: Are you okay?
Person 2: No, I was in the Tarjet last night.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler

A name mainly chosen by a middle school boy.

Felicia was not impressed by Lukas calling himself an Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

I’m not tho

Boys who caress each other’s thighs, grab each other’s pecs, crotches, and butts, and will hump other boys just to say they aren’t gay.

William: Are you grabbing my butt! That’s gay!
Lukas: I’m not tho

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

gegedadeadado

annoying sound in the Cotton Eye Jo

He believed his friend was mature until he heard the gegedadeadado her ringtone.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

marish

a horse who is a huge bitch

The marish horse kicked me in the stomach.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024