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the zombie

A variation of the houdini, before ejaculation you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have ejaculated and when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms infront as if a zombie.
dude last night was so great i gave anna the zombie, the only thing is that she's pissed at me now.
by zapree June 28, 2008
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Abercrombie-Zombie

A person that only wears Abercrombie, is annoying and is a slut
"Jeez, Brenily, you're such an Abercrombie-Zombie!" I told her as she stood glaring at me in her ultra-ultra short-short mini abercrombie skirt.
by Julie Schmoolie February 25, 2008
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Mexican Zombie

A term used by southern Americans for a Native Canadian, walking the streets of Winnipeg, drunk or high on solvents.
"What the fuck are those Mexican Zombies doing in Winnipeg?"
by SJP123 - T August 22, 2008
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Obama Zombie

(n) A person who blindly follows Barack Hussein Obama, the 44th president of the United States of America. Obama Zombies are very common is America and worldwide. They contain various characters list as:
•Can not describe a policy or voting history of Obama
•Voted for Obama only because of skin color
•Follows because it is the latest fashion.
•Does not know why or what is required to determine a qualified politician
•Uneducated in politics
•Left wing radical
•Plays the race or class card when people criticize Barack Hussein Obama
Examples of Obama Zombies:
Political personality cult victims based on race,class, or political views, and beliefs that have negative,hidden, or secret agendas to serve the cult masters, and to takeover outsiders.
by NWOSupporter June 20, 2009
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zombie tree

if a zombie bites a tree that tree will get the zombie virus and will grow legs from its roots arms from its branches and a mouth somewhere on the trunk, if this tree produces fruit then the fruit will also be evil zombie fruits.
guy 1: why is that tree running towards me
guy2: that is a zombie tree
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zombie racket

weapon of choice used for most teenage zombie slayers

The weird shaped racket used to sqash those pesky zombies roaming to EAT YOUR BRAINSSSS!!!!!!

The racket used to crack apart zombie balls that tend to fall off once they are dead.
"Watch out for that ZOMBIE!"
"Don't worry, I have my zombie racket!"

"Hey Becca, have you seen my zombie racket?"

"Watch out for those Zombies they might rape you"
"Zombie racket to the balls"
by Gorgondopalus May 12, 2010
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Zombie eye

You're having sex and your partners glass eye pops out so you pull out and forcefully ejaculate into their empty eye socket
She would have made her interview but I gave her the zombie eye
by Blissfulbro May 23, 2016
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