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Witched

Call her a witched lady (all in good fun) and watch her get confused and mad. “You’re a witched lady”
by Peoplepeoplepeople March 25, 2023
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Lil’ Witch

A controlling, manipulative bitch who bullies her spouse using tactics such as threats, criticism, emasculation and blame to instill fear and guilt in him so he won’t leave her. She is jealous of her spouse’s friends, family and co-workers and will often isolate him from these people in order to ensure they can’t open his eyes to the true situation at hand.

Her spouse is often unhappy, but has been brainwashed by the abuse and is too fearful to stand up to her. It’s possible she practices dark magic.
“Did you know that Lil’ Witch put a microchip on Hank! She watches his movements while he’s at work and he gets in trouble if he talks to a female coworker.”

“I heard the Lil’ Witch makes him sit down to pee!”
by freshprinceofsteveforest March 19, 2023
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Witches brew

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night
by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022
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Witches

They were burning them a few hundred years ago, but when was the last time you heard about one being burned as a form of public execution in your local news?
The weird bubbly cultish girl had nothing else but desperately wanted to start an argument, so she resorted to bringing up examples of witches that were persecuted, deemed inferior, or otherwise treated unfairly by males of their day that she read about in a book though she had no thoughts of her own on the matter or personal experience that wasn't manufactured by her mind with being treated unfairly by society. She was a JAP, (non-Jewish) a Jewish Amercian Princess , a spoiled rotten individual.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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Be Witch

Be Witch a nature-pantheism oriented religion, including history and craft derived from pre-Christian religious beliefs. Using time honored teachings in choosing a path, by knowing and learning the way. Those who deem themselves 'Witch' dedicate their energies to being within the magic of learning the use of herbs, healing therapies, crystals and stones, cauldron classes, physical and mental focus, following the seasons and astrological changes.

The tenet of this religion is known and lived by with great respect: What is sent out in deed, word and thought, shall return threefold. And so it is. *Founded in Pennsylvania by a Grey Witch.
No restrictions on gender or additional beliefs, for each have their own path to walk and all learn their own way.

There Are 3 Main Paths* known to be tread in learning:
Green - Natural learning of herbs, crystals, healings and protections.
Grey - Spiritual learning of connections to all, living, past, present, energies.
Black - Ancestral learning of familial teachings, known only through private lesson. Kept in the dark.
Many Witch may tread all three and then return to one path and become.

*Note on paths - White path not included as that is a different religion (Wicca).
My path is grey, for I Be Witch.

Be Witch is where I walk the green path.
My religion is Be Witch, and I have walked every path to create my own.
by kendracrows December 24, 2023
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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
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Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
by kiradec November 2, 2023
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