Joe Wideers

It means shut your bloody mouth up

Girl: Do you have a joke
Boy: I do
Girl: JOE WIDEERS

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014

Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

Popped ass wiener

The evolved form of the insult "weenie"

Kurtis is a popped ass wiener.

by Nodibbles January 18, 2017

popped ass wiener

The lamest person in a group or gathering of people.
Someone who is lame without a group or gathering of people.

The buggest fucking loser around. Synonymous with fool, stupid, dumb, dumbass, bitch, pussy, bitch ass, bitch ass nigga, etc.
An insult that is fitting for formal, semi-formal, and casual occasions.

Kurts a popped ass wiener.
Your a popped ass wiener.
Who invited the popped ass wiener?

by Nodibbles January 8, 2017

ball park wiener

Getting fucked up the asshole while watching baseball

"Yo I gave her the ball park wiener "

by AgentWashington March 9, 2017

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump June 5, 2018