The Wheelchair

A talking wheelchair who's after Eh Steve and is voiced by Bubs.

I'm gonna get you Eh Steve if it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

by Stiffy May 1, 2004

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

Wheeler Dealer

A paraplegic drug dealer

I'm gonna go get some weed from my wheeler dealer

by NotRoseMcGowan April 23, 2015

wheels on the bus

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

by MikeyCons November 8, 2010

Wheelbarrowing

An uncommonly used sex position where the man walks while holding on to the woman's ankles, having sex with her.

THING 1: I totally had sex last night.
THING 2: Really? Which position?
THING 1: I was wheelbarrowing her.
THING 2: What the hell? Why?
THING 1: My doctor said I needed more exercise.

by deffinately Not Tristan October 22, 2011

Wheelmoon

To wheelmoon is to tell old news. Wheelmooning ones self is showing your behind the times. It comes from the invention of the wheel and the moonlanding.

-did you here about 9/11?
-oh, you just wheelmooned the fuck out of yourself

by Lick-a-backey-em' February 27, 2009

Wheel

The expression said by your teammates indicating you should hold onto the puck and continue skating around the net, this helps when you don't have time to check your blind side or under pressure from a pursuing opponent.

wheel wheel wheel, says Patty Dangles teammates as he stickhandles around the net with the other team chasing him.

by pattydangles January 12, 2012