washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 6, 2015

Back Wash

back wash is when someone drinks out of a bottle or container that more than one person is drinking from and pour some of the beverage from their mouth back in, or the worst part Saliva/spit, or really be both. thats why everyone needs to pour their own glass. and dont let your kids drink out the juice jug. can cause hiv and aids if someone is infected. etc anything like that.

dont back wash, everyone has to drink that.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022

Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.

Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!

by Big Loulou August 20, 2013

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

Washed Up

When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.

Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.

Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up

by whatdidyousaybro February 7, 2020

Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher March 13, 2011

dog-washing

a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male. When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.

After a particularly hard day at work, Bob couldn't wait to engage in some dog-washing with his wife.

by a_tribute_to_english_majors January 5, 2008