global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

First try, no warm up

Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.

Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made pancakes this morning first try, no warm up mofo!

by Redd Matrixx June 26, 2008

warm cup

a cup of a substance which can be used in a series of sentences to therefore 'rip' someone.

how about a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up?

by J-Nose March 1, 2004

Warmed-over Fuck

This expression is used to describe how terrible and/or disgusting something is. In common usage, it is always preceded by the word 'like'.

"His hangover made him feel like warmed-over fuck."

"Dude, your house smells like warmed-over fuck. When was the last time you opened the windows?"

by Teraloft April 25, 2009

Warm Bamboo Massage

This is an ancient therapy that has been introduced into the modern spa and salon. It is believed that the founder of the modern methodology is Stonehenge Australia Massage Kits, which originated in Australia. It is used by Remedial Therapists, Relaxation treatments and can be adapted to all massage modalities including reflexology, beauty and spa treatments, Eastern and Hawaiian therapies.

Warm Bamboo Massage is a treatment that is now in all countries and is commonly used with Hot Stone therapy treatments. It can be found Australia, UK, US, Europe, The Middle East, South East Asia, Japan, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Bali.

The ancient Romans, Polynesians, Indians, Greeks and Chinese have documented evidence of wooden tools used in massage and beauty treatments. In fact Bamboo Cupping Jars were used initially in Traditional Chinese Massage.

by Massage Guru September 5, 2011

Warm Brownie Surprize

When you manage to get ballsdeep in a chicks ass then pop your nuts inside and blow a load.

Your sister is so damn hott i gave her a Warm Brownie Surprize and left my nuts in her ass all afternoon.

by Wild Turkey 101 October 11, 2007

warming up the car

Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.

Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."

"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."

A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"

by Love Rider January 19, 2010