Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 04, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 06, 2025

Warm Dick

The point of which the penis is slightly erect but still flaccid in turn making it warm

My friend laid his warm dick on me at a sleepover

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx July 06, 2022

Warm Milk Comics

A web comic created by Ralphy Suarez.

Ralphy: I have a new strip up. *PIMP* *PIMP* go to www.warmmilkcomics.com. *END OF PIMP*

by lil_sexpie April 27, 2004

warm raspberry

A raspberry on a woman's vagina so the flaps hit you in the ears

I can't wait to give you a warm raspberry tonight babe

by BrianHope69 August 12, 2017

Warm calling

Similar to cold calling. The person you're calling still doesn't know you or expect your call, but you happen to know someone who they know and like. By referral the ice is broken, and the call is warmer in temperature.

Salesperson: "I need to make a few calls, was there anyone at that networking breakfast who you think I should try?"

Friend: "Ya, try Pete Mullholland, he's the manager at Vandelay Industrial Supplies--we got along great"

Salesperson: "Finally I'm warm calling for a change"

by MrCorrect1985 July 09, 2009