Ukulele

A stupid and pathetic excuse for a guitar, usually gay men and fat Hawaiian people play it all the time and its fucking annoying

Gotdamnit Dan can you stop playing the ukulele all the time?!

by ayypegg April 3, 2019

Slava Ukraini!

Glory to Ukraine

Ukrainian soldier : Say Slava Ukraine

Russian POW: No
Ukraineian soldeir: Say it or I will shoot you
Russian POW: Slava Ukriani! Slava Ukraini!

by Junkie69420 February 27, 2022

Ukraine In War

We are making Russia our bitch

Russia Ukraine in war

by UrDadaLeftForMilk February 28, 2022

Ukpedinjagba

Natural badass at everything they are made and born for greatness

Ukpedinjagba are awesome
There are at peak evolution

by your fellow Urban abuser October 4, 2018

Uki

Slang word for smelly vagina derived from the Pidgin language of Hawaii.

Guy 1: Eh how was da uki lastnight?
Guy 2: Dat fawka was potent!!!
Guy 1: Ahh no can den.

by steezeburger December 13, 2012

UKIP

When you take an light afternoon nap.

"Don't go to sleep. UKIP instead."

by TheGodDamnLochNessMonster February 19, 2015

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009