ugly friend

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.

Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*

by catfight12 January 07, 2009

A Brown Ugly

When you shart in someone's face, resulting in a spatter of poop freckles.

Yo, I totally busted a brown ugly on that girl!

by Timica June 25, 2008

Ugly Douche

an Alfred E. Newman or the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond" lookalike prone to pompous statements, idiotic arguing, eating ear crud and generally just being an asstard

"That kid who went to Ohio State is an ugly douche"

by UDDL November 16, 2005

bump uglies

To hook up with someone.

Did you hear that Mike was bumping uglies with Kate behind the auditorium?

Hey Ann, wanna bump uglies?

by Popand Lock October 04, 2012

ugly casanova

Genius.

more than the IQ of your penis.

by Bwiiiiiaaaaaaaan BOoooooooyke April 05, 2003

Pretty-Ugly

When a woman is ugly, yet sexy or attractive in some way.

Pretty-ugly"That actress is pretty. But she's kind of ugly too. I guess she is pretty-ugly.

by criper November 14, 2014

something ugly

something ugly is a really fucking funny blog.

somethingugly.tumblr.com

girl 1: I saw this ace blog on tumblr, was fucking hilarious.

girl 2: what was it called?

girl 1: something ugly.

by plaitsiswa November 11, 2011