tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.

Archie is a damn tube sock!

by Jay$18 December 13, 2008

Tube

Tube - a sort of website that offers to watch and stream video online.

Ex. luxxxtube.net - a tube webstite that contains porn materials.

by luxbabes May 23, 2013

Tuber

Someone who enjoys watching adult videos on the internet

Im a hardcore tuber

by sharkpower November 18, 2014

Tubelight

An Asian word for below average high school Indian students

Ah why did he get a B in Honors PreCalc?
He’s a tubelight, that’s why

by toasted_ac January 24, 2019

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

The Chicken Tube

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.

I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

Tube Tugger

A guy who has an extremely small penis and desperatly "tuggs" on his to make it bigger.

Eric McDowel is such a tube tugger, I herd his mom walked in on him tube tugging it.

by Arangatang nipples February 17, 2006