cleveland tornado

when u do a girl in the butt and she starts to shit and you spin her around while shes shitting

i had to clean up the mess after i gave becky a cleveland tornado

by DTERR December 28, 2004

tonky

means silly or weird

instead of silly goose, "you tonky truck!"

1. Aicha, get yo tonky ass ova hurr mutha fucker
2. dude that kid is one tonky ass mofo

by max k January 31, 2005

honky tonkin

What Midwesterners do every Friday and Saturday night. It entails driving around the courthouse square about 800 times in the pickup truck, drinking beer and leaning out the window "hoopin and hollerin".

After we git off work, we goin to Wal Mart! We gone stock up on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bubba's gone git some bait and some buck shot for tomarra mornin and Eunice is gone git her fatass toenails and hair done up real nice. Then they gone meet at the food stand and share some curly cheese fries and go back to the trailer. Then they gone git dressed and git in the pickup and go off a honky tonkin!

by Betty Joe June 19, 2007

tornado

A sexual practice involving a sturdy lazy susan or other freely rotating platform. A female (or male, if you're into that) kneels, preferably naked, on the lazy susan, tongue out. A male with pants down facing the female stands aside the kneeling girl and gets her spinning by gently spinning her by the shoulders. As she passes by, the female may lick or lap at the erect penis. The faster the male spins the female, the more pleasurable the experience.

For additional fun, additional males can join in the circle...and this is NOT gay and as long as the males don't make eye contact with eachother.

Sorry about last night...I didn't mean to keep "slapping" you in the cheek as we were practicing the tornado.

by w4w May 18, 2006

tornado/hurricane

when you are pleasuring a girl orrally and she queefs in your face.

i was eatin my girl out last night and i got caught in a nasty ass tornado!

by anonymous April 14, 2004

tornado titty twister

The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.

*I just gave my big brother the worst tornado titty twister ever!

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

Tonk

Something extremely bitchin or biscuity

That 1974 dodge ram van is tonk as hell.

by Gdhsjbdbd October 24, 2017