Toilet otter

A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl
poo shit floater toilet turd

Best call a plumber, Dave- that toilet otter ain't going anywhere...
plumber

by Speedpoo April 28, 2014

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 6, 2018

Toilet Toke

When one is sitting upon the porcelain throne smoking the homegrown.

Timmy akrwady in the midst of smoking a j when nature came a calling so he took his journey to the porcillin throne and toke several toilet tokes.

by DankmasterOG November 2, 2015

toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.

Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!

by ed! June 10, 2014

Toilet Terrorist

A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.

My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.

by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010

toilet plunger

when you shit a hefty load in a chicks mouth, then proceed to jam it down her throat with your cock

man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude

by marvin pallet July 29, 2012

toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha

mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass

by d moore March 3, 2004