CLOCK MONSTER

An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.
Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.
by mkckjclub January 29, 2023
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Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016
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Boujee Monster

In a friend group their is always that one friend that is spoiled sand brags about it
Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019
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monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 08, 2004
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bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
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meme monster

one who relates to all the memes on the internet
Michelle you are such a meme monster i have tagged you like 30 times today
by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016
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fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.
1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
by fakemonster July 28, 2005
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