VIP Ticket to Horny Jail

A ticket you can order from The Click's merch store. It can be used to show where you're headed.

I just got a VIP Ticket to Horny Jail! Time to go!

by Luna Kujo April 12, 2022

vip ticket to hell

1. The merchandise that the click sells.
2. Doing something so fucking bad that satan himself gives you a literal special ticket to hell.

1. John: Yo dude i just bought a Vip ticket to hell.
James: im taking that as a threat.
2. Peter: you cant believe what i did (after 10 hours worth of things that even need to be censored on urban dictionary).
Satan: look dude im gonna keep it short, your going to hell and im going to give a vip ticket to hell.

by Urbdicdayismay23 July 16, 2023

Stinker Tinker Time

A portion of time allotted for the exploration of ones own anus, usually with a finger or other finger shaped object, such as a crayon or similarily shaped vegetable.

I have a half hour lunchbreak today. 15 minutes to eat my sandwich and 15 minutes of stinker tinker time.

by Ajskurp69 October 24, 2018

hockey tickets

another name for toilet paper

I just dropped a bomb and were out of hockey tickets........

by wheelsonthebuz May 28, 2006

tiker

A guy who sucks shit at sports and gets his stupid face bashed in when going for the "championship" title. This sort of guy takes steroids to enhance their natural state of stupidity and to decrease length/width penis measurment. He also drinks super fag powder mix and shouts TIK TIK TIK HERE I COME when doing so.

Me: Tiker is gross stupid and dumb.I wouldn't have sex with _________ if he was the last person on earth.

by UsuckBALLS June 10, 2008

tickets

Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.

Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

tinker bell

1) usually a blonde boy that is incredibly horny.

2) a horny blonde boy wanting sex from you.

Hey Katie, did you see Aarron today? He was lookin hot as hell. But he was a total tinker bell today. He even told me! LoL

by =BAM= February 2, 2006